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I don't really know what my blog is, all i know is that i mainly post things that i find amusing, but occasionally i'll let OUAT, friends, disney, HP, and other stuff slide in.

I'll love you forever if you give me food, but if you touch me neither one of us will be happy about it, so don't please :)

That’s a funny cup.



josephinesands:

BECAUSE YOU COULD BE TRAMPLED BY WILDEBEESTS TOMORROW

josephinesands:

BECAUSE YOU COULD BE TRAMPLED BY WILDEBEESTS TOMORROW





-makemesmile:

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

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i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath 



i-dont-like-pancakes:

ohsusannuh:

a-void-reality:

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!

wow, i used to think squidward was such a negative asshole. But, he’s me. He is my spirit animal.



2ugly2breathe:

THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF MEN

2ugly2breathe:

THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF MEN



skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"



whoviandragon:

megtheirishangel:

At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song

I agree. It’s the best.



simsgonewrong:

LEGOLAS WHAT DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE?!

simsgonewrong:

LEGOLAS WHAT DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE?!





beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here



dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking



myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already




drunkblogging:

one of the best scenes in cinematic history


jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

how to use a ouija board

  • don’t

for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on any of us”. like who the fuck is justin. why should you care. you do not care. you are trying to peacefully spend your afterlife as best you can. fuck that board. fuck those kids. fuck justin